K.A. Krantz
Epic Fantasy & Paranormal Romance Author
Tempestuous escapes unleashed in darkly altered realities
Epic Fantasy & Paranormal Romance Author
Tempestuous escapes unleashed in darkly altered realities
About (Biography)
A proud Army Brat, KAK has been living in altered realities for much of her life. She is accustomed to strange looks and not having a clue about what is being said to her.
[To that German ski instructor: the hand gestures were a little vague, but if it was in relation to her running over your entire class...she is truly sorry. FYI: ''Snowplow'' is pure malarkey].
KAK jaunts between Metro D.C. and Porkopolis. You can find her IRL by following the tufts of Hog Dair billowing from her car.
[To that guy in the convertible on I-70: she's sorry that the Dair got stuck in your hair gel, but really, did you need to use a whole jar of goop? Sometimes it's better to embrace the Bic.]
When the voices of characters impatient for her undivided attention are temporary silent, KAK indulges in a shoe obsession and likes to pretend she has enough upper body strength to wield power tools.
[Caution: Pumps and power tools should not be combined...unless he's cute and asks nicely.]
To celebrate the completion of a draft or a mess of edits, KAK flings paint on walls and contemplates carpet versus hardwood.
[At the moment, KAK is torn between the functionality of dense-pile carpet or the cleaning-ease of knotty-pine. Beastly toenails and ruffle peep-toe stilettos are uniting against Hog Dair and Bog Darf. Stay tuned for casualties.]
[To that German ski instructor: the hand gestures were a little vague, but if it was in relation to her running over your entire class...she is truly sorry. FYI: ''Snowplow'' is pure malarkey].
KAK jaunts between Metro D.C. and Porkopolis. You can find her IRL by following the tufts of Hog Dair billowing from her car.
[To that guy in the convertible on I-70: she's sorry that the Dair got stuck in your hair gel, but really, did you need to use a whole jar of goop? Sometimes it's better to embrace the Bic.]
When the voices of characters impatient for her undivided attention are temporary silent, KAK indulges in a shoe obsession and likes to pretend she has enough upper body strength to wield power tools.
[Caution: Pumps and power tools should not be combined...unless he's cute and asks nicely.]
To celebrate the completion of a draft or a mess of edits, KAK flings paint on walls and contemplates carpet versus hardwood.
[At the moment, KAK is torn between the functionality of dense-pile carpet or the cleaning-ease of knotty-pine. Beastly toenails and ruffle peep-toe stilettos are uniting against Hog Dair and Bog Darf. Stay tuned for casualties.]
(Cartoon Me From myWebFace.com)
